JAR OF HEARTS, open.

[OLIVIA ANNE RAMSEY]

see that kitty up there in the picture? i found the poor thing on the streets and decided that i am going to take care of it. i doubt it has an owner that actually cares about it considering i've seen it around a few times. who said i can't do some good deeds every once in a while? ;]

[THEODORE MICHAEL FREEMAN]

Huh. what a coincidence. I recently found a stray puppy fending for itself on the streets so i picked it up... even though I kind of live on the streets too, but, y'know... at least it has a daddy now.
that sounded gay. Anywho...
That cat looks like a cheetah, i'm more of a dog person myself.
What're you gonna name it?

[OLIVIA ANNE RAMSEY]

what is it with all these animals getting left on the streets?! people need to set their priorities straight. and i guess that means i'm a mommy now... that sounds scary to say o.o

i thought i was dog person too! i had a puppy before i moved here, but this kitty is adorable so i have no complaints. and she does look like a cheetah <3 i named her dinah though. you know, from alice in wonderland? it's cheesy, i know.

anywho, i'm going to backtrack here because my curiosity is getting to me: do you really live on the streets?

[THEODORE MICHAEL FREEMAN]

My mom had a cat once. It hated me, as do all cats. I have 8 dogs... 7 back home and one with me now. I love them all, this is why I am a vegetarian.

Dinah is a cute name! That book freaked me out as a kid, though. My mom read it to me and I seriously had night terrors about the mad hatter force feeding me tea through a straw made out of razors. I watched too many horror movies as a kid too... so that also could have been part of it.

Technically, yeah. I've been living outta my car since I quit college. And that was like... a year ago. I won't be for long though, my friend's parents are like... buying a house or whatever and I'm allowed to live there. I guess I could probably live with my girlfriend too... but i don't want to freak her out. XD

[OLIVIA ANNE RAMSEY]

so, you're a dog man? that must have taken a lot of patience though to take care of all of them. what's the name of the one that you have right now?

thank you! i loved the books... yeah i think your movies just sort of mixed in together. but, if they ever decide to turn alice in wonderland into some major horror film then i think you'd be the right person to go to.

well, that's nice of them. i guess it depends on how your girlfriend is? is she the type that would freak out if you wanted to move in with her, or are you just assuming that she is?

[THEODORE MICHAEL FREEMAN]

Eh not really. I was somehow blessed with incredibly well behaved dogs... also most of them are small... like chihuahuas, so I mean, them jumping on me really was never much of a problem. I named the one with my now Picard... after Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek. Whoops, my nerd is showing.

I actually don't think it would be that hard to turn Alice in Wonderland into a horror movie. XD

Y'know, I'm not really sure. It kinda took a whole lot of convincing to actually get her to date me, and I'm trying to be real careful not to screw anything up. Before we were dating she did actually say I could live there... but things get different when you live with someone. You notice their quirks, things you don't like... ect. I'm just not really sure what would happen. Haven't you ever had that before? Like, live with someone for a while, and then notice a completely different side of them that's just like... awful?

[OLIVIA ANNE RAMSEY]

haha, i was never into star trek.. don't kill me, please! only thing that kept my attention about that was the last movie.. and that was only because of the cast, so that doesn't really count, does it?

i don't think it would either. but i'm sure you would have a lot of ideas for it. you know, razor straws and all ;]

i've heard that. and a lot of people seem to end up fighting a lot because of the sudden change. so i guess it depends on where your relationship is... LOL. no. i've only ever lived with family, and by myself now. you know the kind of girl we were talking about earlier? the one that would freak out over something like this? that's me.