Post by FOX MERCURY DE LUCA on Jun 5, 2011 3:26:59 GMT -5
fox mercury de luca, jeydon wale, tourist, dee
THE ABC’S OF FOX
A[/color]DOPT a kid. I know it sounds crazy but I’ve wanted to do this for a while. At least one, but way later. Like, when I’m thirty or forty.
B[/color]ASS PLAYING is what I live for. I’m in a band, which totally gets me all the ladies. My dads’, no I didn’t put the apostrophe in the wrong place, were in a band that had a cult following. Like, unless you were into heavy metal and scream you’d have no idea who they are. Music’s in my blood.
C[/color]LOWNS scare the fucking shit out of me. Tim Curry in It. Fuck. No. Can’t do it. Nope.
D[/color]ENTISTS are a no too. I’d rather suffer the pain of a cavity then have to go. Uh uh. Nope.
E[/color]NERGETIC. I got more energy than I know what to do with. It’s hard to sit still sometimes. That’s why I love being on stage so much. I can jump around and flail and dance and be the silly white boy I am and burn off all of my energy and live happily ever after!
F[/color]IGHTING bugs me. I’ve been in plenty before, won some and lost some, but I hate it. I don’t get why people seem to think their fists can solve everything. I’d rather just hug it out.
G[/color]IANT. I’m 6’3” so....Yeah...Kind of a giant.
H[/color]OMOPHOBIA is gay. I can’t count how many times child services threatened to take me away just because I have gay daddies. I’ve heard it my entire life. Gets old really fast. People have thought I’m gay a lot too. That I don’t really care so much about ‘cause I know I have some...uh...flamboyant tendencies. I’m just comfortable with myself, you know? I don’t give a fuck if people want to paint my nails and shit. There’s nothing wrong with that. Doesn’t make me gay though.
I[/color]CON. Mine would be Bob Marley, Buddy Holly and Elvis Presley. They had a lot of really smart things to say and a lot of people didn’t really listen. I wish I could be just a little bit as great as them. Did that make sense? I know I can never be as influential but it would be nice to at least be a little bit like them.
J[/color]USTIN BIEBER. Apparently I look like him. I don’t really see it but people tell me I’m like a mega-tall Biebs.
K[/color]ITTIES. I want them all! All the kitties!
L[/color]ATTES. Omnomnom. Starbuck’s addict right the fuck here.
M[/color]ONEY. My family has a lot of it. I guess I could be considered spoiled but my dads’ made me work for the stuff I wanted. They didn’t just hand me everything I asked for. I’d have to do chores or get a good grade on something or stuff like that. Like, yeah my daddies are loaded but I’m not a spoiled prat.
N[/color]EAT. I like things being clean. My daddies had the help of their tour manager raising me. Her name’s Ophie and I call her my Ophiemum. Since my birth mother was just an egg donor Ophie was my mummy when I needed one. She’s super OCD and taught me to be a good boy and clean my room and shit. I like being clean and I actually like cleaning.
O[/color]PEN. I’m pretty cool talking about anything. I’ll also try anything once. I’m used to getting questions about how I came to exist given that both my parents have dicks. Ask me anything. Offer me anything.
P[/color]NCAKES are my worst enemy. I’ve always hated them. They’re legit the only food I will never ever eat. Just the thought of them makes me want to vomit.
Q[/color]UIRKY girls. Well, quirky people in general. I was the guy who always made friends with misfits growing up. My best friend has Williams Syndrome and people used to give him hell for giving hugs thinking he might try and get frisky or something. The quirkier the better, especially with girls. They’re the cutest.
R[/color]ED PANDAS are my favourite animal. I remember finding a Livestream thing of some little red panda babies and I had my laptop taken away because I would watch them until I passed out and I got too emotionally invested.
S[/color]OCCER. Been playing since I was a kid. I was really energetic so it was a good way to burn off some extra steam. I’d never want to go professional though. It’s just fun.
T[/color]OLERABLE. Mental illness runs in my family and I’ve had to put up with a lot of shit growing up. I learned to deal with it when I was young. I learned that giving a shit only depresses you. I don’t really take what people say about me seriously, negative stuff I mean. I guess what I mean is I can handle extreme kinds of people. I just kind of shrug it off. Doesn’t bother me.
U[/color]MBRELLAWORT. It’s a flower.
V[/color]ALUABLE. My most valued possessions are my acoustic guitar and my skateboard. My guitar’s name is Rita and she’s the love of my life. I got her ‘cause once when I was playing in the music room I accidentally broke my dad’s favourite guitar. Originally I was going to blame my cousin Lucia but instead I told him I broke it and I would do chores to pay him back for it. I worked it off and they rewarded me with Rita for being honest and true to my word. Then Sharon, my skateboard, is just special because I go through skateboard really fast but Sharon’s lasted two years.
W[/color]EED. Let’s get one thing straight here. I don’t do drugs. I’ve tried them more than a few times, but I eat so much that I puke and it’s not fun. People have been thinking I do drugs since I was, like, eight. I sound like I’m stoned all of the time. I don’t need drugs to have a good time, I just got one of those stoner voices. I was born this way.
X[/color]BOX. I’m guilty of spending too much time playing Halo when I should be writing songs or something,
Y[/color]AHWISM. No idea what to say but I like the way it sounds.
Z[/color]IPPERS. I like biting the zippers of my hoodies. I open and close them all the time too. Nervous habit.
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