Post by JOSHUA BRADLY HANS on May 30, 2011 22:37:15 GMT -5
Joshua Bradly Hans
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[/size][/font]so so this is the interview application application. explain your character through a series of conventional and unconventional questions.
[/color]BASICS
what is your full name? nicknames? age? birthday?:
My name is Joshua Bradly Hans, but you can call me Josh, JB, or Mr. Hans depending on how well you know me and from where. My age is Twenty Five and the number just keeps getting higher and higher every year on November fourteenth no matter what I do.
are you a brookwell high school student or a university student? oh, oops, are you a local or a teacher? if you are a teacher or a local, what is your job?:
I happen to be a teacher at Brookwell High School. The class I teach is English, it was always my least favorite class in high school though I loved reading so I figured maybe I could teach it in an interesting way instead of making it boring like my teachers did.
how boring. let's get into the juice stuff, are you taken? married? in love? or are you single and free? and are you happy with your relationship status?:
Relationship status...huh...well about a year ago I'd have said married. Now I have to say divorced and that yes I'm happy with this status. She was...my dream to start and my worst nightmare in the end. That's all I'm saying about Beth right now.
where were you born? are you an american citizen or do you have citizenship in other countries as well? and what is your background, like your family background?:
I am an American Citizen born and raised in Pittsburgh PA and that's something I can't complain about. I moved to NY about a year ago. My parents are good hard-working people that I love and call at least once a week to make sure they're doing alright. I never really had a problem with them and they never really had too much trouble from me because I respected them enough to stay out of major trouble.
whats a typical day like for you? like, take us through your morning routine? do you even eat breakfast, you know it's the most important meal of the day, right?
Typical day...wake up, breakfast, shower, get dressed, watch news, head to work, teach all day, make a grocery stop on the way home, cook up some dinner, watch TV or work on the car I'm restoring, grade papers, watch more tv, go to bed. Yeah I'm pretty average. I mean my weekends are more interesting and sometimes I'll hit a club or bar on the weekdays but generally I follow pattern.
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[/color]POINT OF VIEW
what is your opinion on love?:
It isn't all sunshine and roses like you read in books...it's hard and it doesn't always work if you're not both willing to try to make it work...to quote a great song..."love hurts".
what is your opinion on family?:
They're important and you take them for granted. That and you think as a kid you won't want your own but oddly as your get older you think about it more and more.
what is your opinion on soul mates?:
They exist, finding them is rare.
what is your opinion on violence?:
"If that asshole gets in my face I'm gonna fucking deck him." <-- i said that like 3 nights ago so let's just give that as my answer shall we?
what is your opinion on truth; does it even exist?:
Important but another thing that's rare...no one wants to tell the truth but everyone expects it.
LOVE LIFE
what was your last relationship?:
My marriage...
who was the last person in your bed?:
My Ex-Wife
who was your first kiss?:
Sherry Adams, it was gross to be honest.
who was your first love?:
Bethany Hans. Met her in high school and it stuck...we obviously made a mistake though.
what's your biggest turn on? turn off?
Turn on? Tits.
Turn off? Whores.
what exactly is your "type"? what do you look for in the opposite..or the same sex? are you heterosexual or homosexual?
I'm heterosexual and have only ever kissed one guy on a dare and it sucked. Anyway my type is anyone who's not like Beth...well like who she became. Don't nag and bitch and tell me I'm going no where and we're fine.[/color]
FAMILY
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how close are you to your family?:
I'm actually really close, my parents and I don't fight and any other family around I get along with as well.
who are you closest to in your family?:
My dad...we spent a lot of time working on cars together so plenty of father/son bonding there.
who can't you stand in your family? it's okay, we won't tell anyone:
My aunt Lynn...she's less tolerable than a fruitcake left to sit for twelve years.
what is your relationship like with your mother? father?:
With both it's pretty healthy, my mom is the backbone of our family, she's strong and smart and amazing. My dad is the guy you can talk to who'll give his honest opinion on what you say or your thoughts so He's always good to talk to. I'm close to both of them really.
how old were your parents when they met? how old was your mother when she had you?
My parents were just outta high school so 18-20? somewhere in there? and My mom had me when she was 23.
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THIS OR THAT[/color]
fight or flight?:
Fight, till someone goes down and doesn't get back up.
milk or soda?:
Jack Daniels...fuck that other shit.
cat or dog?:
Dog, they're more loyal.
library or club?:
Bar. I'm not into the frilly drinks and girls throwing themselves at anyone who walks by...nor am I really that interested in the disturbing quiet of a library.[/color]
LAST..
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text message, from who:
Ex-Wife telling me my shit was in a storage facility that only has 3 days paid storage...had to go fucking extend it for 3 hundred bucks. bitch.
fully played song on your ipod:
Renegade - Styx
food that you ate:
Hot Dog, easy to cook.
person you hugged? kissed?:
Hugged&Kissed are both the ex wife...over a year ago.
movie that you watched:
The saw movies, did a fuckin marathon
person that you said i love you to:
My mom on the phone yesterday.
illegal thing that you did:
Stole a car, it was my buddies but i wasn't letting him drive home as drunk as he was.
significant change in your life:
Getting divorced and moving into this house.
SELF
tell us something that you want to change about yourself?
How long I spent letting my ex wife walk all over me. I shoulda seen it sooner and gotten the fuck out.
everyone has a big achievement, what's yours? what's your biggest regret?
Biggest Achievement was graduating college, first guy in my family to do it.
Regret is marrying Beth, we were both too young and we fucked it up good.
did you see yourself having this kind of life five years ago? where do you think you will be in five or even ten years from now?
Ha...hell no. I thought I'd be famous and happily married...i'm neither.
in five years...i'll probably still be right where I am...sad as fuck that fact is...need a drink.
anything else that you feel we should know about you? any dirty little secrets?[/color]
I'm a bit of a drinker and I'm not shy about drugs...weekends though since I need my job.
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