Post by JACKSON ELLIOT DUKE on May 26, 2011 22:48:06 GMT -5
cameron elliot jackson
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[/size][/font]so so this is the interview application application. explain your character through a series of conventional and unconventional questions.
[/color]BASICS
what is your full name? nicknames? age? birthday?: heh. I am Jackson Elliot Duke. MY NAME SUCKS BALLS! OKAY! Call me JACKSON or Elliot ANYTHING BUT Jack or I'll cut off your face.
KAY? Eli is okay too. I'm twenty two. I'M BALLIN AWESOME! Andddd My birthday is May 9th Bitches!are you a brookwell high school student or a university student? oh, oops, are you a local or a teacher? if you are a teacher or a local, what is your job?: What is this high school crap you speak of? and teachers. And shiz. I'm a tourist of sorts I guess? IDK I don't live here very long. I sort of just come in and out? Like the wind. YEAH I'M THE WIND BIOTCHES!
how boring. let's get into the juice stuff, are you taken? married? in love? or are you single and free? and are you happy with your relationship status?: I'm a single guy trying to get me some action. Okay not really. I am semi-interested in this girl and you really don't want to know about her. Anyways. I'm okay with it, IDK its not like I have much choice.
where were you born? are you an american citizen or do you have citizenship in other countries as well? and what is your background, like your family background?: I'm originally from CANADA. But you know thats okay, me and my bamfin buddies are all band geeks and are all sweet ass.
whats a typical day like for you? like, take us through your morning routine? do you even eat breakfast, you know it's the most important meal of the day, right? I'm SUPER FAMOUS! LYKE SERIOUSLY. I'm a guy who is in a band of amazing awesome dudes and we're on break from tour right now. so right now I'm just causing problems.
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[/color]POINT OF VIEW
what is your opinion on love?:
Love is pretty cool. I guess. I dunno. I can't really say that I have ever falling in love with anyone. Just gotta wait for a girl to come and sweep me off my feet. YES MY FEET NOT HERS! BITCHES.
what is your opinion on family?:
I love my family. Okay my parents are dead and I have no siblings other than my brother and his wife with their devil of a child that I am forced to watch all the time. HE WILL BE TAKEN DOWN! D<
what is your opinion on soul mates?:
They happen. Not to me, but they happen to other people I guess. I dunno these are weird bitching questions, you are really involved into my business aren't you.
what is your opinion on violence?:
Its okay when its needed, if its unnecessary then well, its not really needed now is it? I'd punch someone if I have to.
what is your opinion on truth; does it even exist?:
Are you shitting me with this question? Truth is truth there isn't myth about it. COME ON!
LOVE LIFE
what was your last relationship?:
Some girl, she was a tinyyy bit obessed with me. It was kind of creepy.
who was the last person in your bed?:
My best friend. He's my band mate.
who was your first kiss?:
A girl in the sandbox, I told her I would kiss her if she didn't give me the turtle sand mold thing. SHE didn't so the little whore got a nice juicy mclovin on her lips.
who was your first love?:
This question is irrelevant.
what's your biggest turn on? turn off?
When someone picks their nose in the middle of traffic or when someone doesn't drive properly. I make one ballin' back seat driver.
what exactly is your "type"? what do you look for in the opposite..or the same sex? are you heterosexual or homosexual?
girl has to be pretty inside and out. and I define pretty myself none of those super model blonde bitches!
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FAMILY
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how close are you to your family?:
Only close to my brother. Not his son or his wife. The rest are dead.
who are you closest to in your family?:
Didn't I just answer this? I did. REDUNDANT FOOL!
who can't you stand in your family? it's okay, we won't tell anyone:
>.> My Nephew. He cries like a motherefffer and is so effing spoiled.
what is your relationship like with your mother? father?:
Their dead. Thanks for continuously reminding me in this interview. Your really insensitive. You are so lucky I am so chill about it. Like a boss.
how old were your parents when they met? how old was your mother when she had you?[/color]
They were twenty one for the madre and thirty three for the padre. yeah he was a massive pimp, robbin my mothers craddle! and she was about nineteen. YEAH MY PARENTS WEREN'T MARRIED YOU ASSWIPES.
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fight or flight?:
...... Like to watch or to fly away? COME ON BE SPECIFIC FOR ONCE!
milk or soda?:
SODA FLAVORED MILK!
cat or dog?:
CATS!
library or club?:
This makes no sense, their not contrasting topics. YOU ARE SUCH A IDIOT D<
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LAST..
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text message, from who:
blake - he wanted to know if I stole brad's plastic guitar (I did)
fully played song on your ipod:
Mr. Roboto - QUEEN
food that you ate:
CHICKEN FRIED STEAK WITH FRIES. Cause I'm healthy!
person you hugged? kissed?:
My bromantic lover.
movie that you watched:
TRANSFORMERS!
person that you said i love you to:
No one.
illegal thing that you did:
Went swimming in a closed pool.
illegal thing that you did:
.......... Uhhh Didn't I just answer this?
significant change in your life:
Band breaking up for a break.
SELF
tell us something that you want to change about yourself?
Be less arrogant and be more awesome. Kthnx.
everyone has a big achievement, what's yours? what's your biggest regret? My greatest achievement was finishing this. HAHAHA Had you fooled. No was becoming a musician and actually achieving success. And not staying goodbye to my parents that last time I walked through their door.
did you see yourself having this kind of life five years ago? where do you think you will be in five or even ten years from now? Still rocking the world with my amazing musical notes and making people happy. Maybe being married and have a bunch of little Jackson's running around.
anything else that you feel we should know about you? any dirty little secrets?[/color] Nope. I'm too fucking awesome for secrets.
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ashy, jack barakat, tourist
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